1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.- I don’t know why but it’s true!
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying. – Lol True!
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger. – Hahaha…
4) You’ve never quite sure whether it’s ok to eat green crisps.- Ummmm...
5) Everyone who grew up in the 80’s has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.- I had to ask my Hubby on this one… Read it upside down and backwards! LOL!
6) Reading when you’re drunk is horrible.- LOL so true!
7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.- Hahahaha…
8) You’re never quite sure whether it’s against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.- That’s so true!
10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.- LOL!
11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.- Ummm… I don’t get it… unless…
12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.- Ewww…
13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly. – Me Make Fire…Rarrr!
14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.- Hehe!
15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.- So true!
16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.- Or some animal!!
17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.- Totally True! I did that once!
18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the
first given opportunity. – Hahahah…
19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches. – Hmmm.. Now I have to look
20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush. – Apparently this is true!
21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong! – LOL! Especially when they are yelling into them!!! or trying to answer!
22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee. – I disagree!
23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited. – When your little…Yup!
24) You never ever run out of salt.- Apparently you have never met my hubby!!
25) Old ladies can eat more than you think. – So true.. they are nibblers!
26) You can’t respect a man who carries a little dog. – Hahahaha…
27) There’s no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you’ve got your hand or head stuck in something. – LMFAO!!!
28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.- Hahaha..True!
29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan. – Hahahaha…
30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug. – ???? I beg to differ
31) People who don’t drive slam car doors too hard – Hehehe..true true!
32) You’ve turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood
specifically to stir paint with.- LOL!
33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.- Wow…LOL
34) Bricks are horrible to carry.- Yuppers
35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.- Lol So true!!!
Had to share these Silly thoughts with you… see how many you find true!!!
Happy Silly Saturday!!!