Doing It Doggy-Style!!!


There is a glimmer of hope for anyone who is worried about growing old alone and lonely… Joseph Guiso of  Toowoomba, Australia has recently married his 5 year-old Golden Retriever, Honey.  Yes, you read that right…He married his dog!

During  a small ceremony, with 30 of his closest family and friends, Joseph Guiso professed his love to Honey, saying “You’re my best friend and you make every part of my day better.” Awww… How sick sweet!

Animal rights groups have openly disapproved of the wedding…..

Joseph Guiso, and his new wife 'Honey' share a ceremonial kiss.

CLEARLY!!!

Seriously?? WTF is wrong with this guy? There has to be something terribly wrong with this young man that he could not find human woman to marry rather than his own damn dog (who never even got to have her say) …. No offense Honey, I am sure you’re a great catch, clearly it’s your owner who is the one with the issues.

Joseph, who claims the whole “shabang” was a lighthearted excuse to party with friends and family, is 20 years-old, and is currently in university aspiring to be a teacher! I seriously question whether someone who thinks marrying his dog is a good idea, should be the person we trust to educate our children…

Lighthearted joke, or true love, Guiso and Honey are now Man and… wife??? and will now live… happily ever after??? He went on in an interview to say that being a ‘religious man’ he could no longer handle the guilt of living with Honey ‘out of wedlock.’ I’m sure your religion will be proud of you Joseph, because bestiality wouldn’t be frowned upon, right??

Joseph assures reporters that the relationship is strictly platonic, (Uh-Huh) and that he was not trying to offend anyone. He simply loves his dog and wanted to share that love with everyone.

The only “sane” part of this story…. Joseph Guiso plans to donate all the money he received from the media storm that surrounds this marriage to the RSPCA. Well at least that is manly of him……

Well as twisted as it all may be, I wish this couple all the best, and I hope their marriage is ‘Pawfect.’ Though I doubt his parents should be holding their breath for golden-haired grandchildren anytime soon!!

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